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Havoc X
Number of posts : 365
Age : 48
Name best known as or an A.K.A. : Havoc
FAVORITE ONLINE GAME : Need for Speed Shift
Army/Clan/Group : none
Registration date : 2008-04-08
 |  Subject: A JOKE.  Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:12 pm | |
| OK A WIFE WAS MESSING AROUND ON HER HUSBAND WHEN SHE HEAR HIM COME HOME EARLY FOR LUNCH. THE WIFE TOLD HER LOVER TO HIDE IN THE CLOSET UNTIL HE LEAVES.
THE MAN THEN ENTERED THE CLOSET TO ONLY HEAR A VOICE OF A SMALL BOY SAYING " DARK IN HER EH MISTER?
THE MAN THEN SAID "LISTEN KID DON'T SCREAM, I'LL GIVE YOU $10" THE BOY SAID, "I'LL SCREAM" THIS WENT ON UNTIL THE MAN GOT UP TO $45. THE HUSBAND LEFT AND THE MAN GOT AWAY.
THE NEXT DAY THE BOY WAS OUT WITH IS MOM AT THE DEPARTMENT STORE AND THE BOY SAYS TO HIS MOM."I WANT A BIKE" THE MOTHER SAYS " I DON'T GOT THE MONEY FOR A BIKE" THE BOY THEN ANSWERS "I GOT $45" THE MOM ASKS "WERE DID YOU GET THAT MONEY?" THE BOY SAYS I CAN'T TELL YOU. THE MOM GOT TIRED OF ASKING HIM, GRABBED HIM BY THE EAR AND TOOK HIM TO THE NEAR BY CHURCH. THE MOM THEN TOLD THE PRIEST WHAT HER SON IS DOING AND THE PRIEST PROMPTLY TOOK HIM INTO THE CONFESSIONAL.
THE BOY SAYS " DARK IN HERE EH MISTER" THE PRIEST SAYS " NOW DON'T START THAT SHIT AGAIN." LOL
HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
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Dellz
Army / Clan Mod
Number of posts : 724
Age : 32
Name best known as or an A.K.A. : STAR ADDER
FAVORITE ONLINE GAME : none at all
Army/Clan/Group : uh what
Registration date : 2008-05-17
| | Subject: Re: A JOKE. Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:03 am | |
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Sonic Wav
Number of posts : 3
Age : 31
Name best known as or an A.K.A. : United Kingdom
FAVORITE ONLINE GAME : Autobot
Army/Clan/Group : Army of Peace Bringers
Registration date : 2008-05-14
| | Subject: Re: A JOKE. Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:04 am | |
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Optimus Prime
Army / Clan Mod
Number of posts : 63
Age : 33
Name best known as or an A.K.A. : Optimus Prime the Peacebringer, OP, Attackerimus Prime, Defenderimus Prime
FAVORITE ONLINE GAME : Autobot
Army/Clan/Group : Leader of Army of Peace Bringers
Registration date : 2008-04-14
| | Subject: Re: A JOKE. Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:11 am | |
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bussaw
Number of posts : 43
Age : 60
Name best known as or an A.K.A. : in the mountains
FAVORITE ONLINE GAME : changes at the flip of a coin!!
Army/Clan/Group : wondering borg drone
Registration date : 2008-04-05
| | Subject: Re: A JOKE. Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:44 pm | |
| Marine Sniper Interview
Date of Joke: Thursday, 4th May, 2006 | A touchy-CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked,
"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
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MADCRUSH
Number of posts : 89
Age : 38
Name best known as or an A.K.A. : Prince MAYHEM
FAVORITE ONLINE GAME : TF1 BFTA... DAMMIT
Army/Clan/Group : 4 HORSEMEN
Registration date : 2008-12-12
| | Subject: Re: A JOKE. Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:23 pm | |
| - bussaw wrote:
Marine Sniper Interview
Date of Joke: Thursday, 4th May, 2006 | A touchy-CNN reporter, while interviewing a Marine sniper asked,
"What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?"
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
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LMAO!!!! I'd heard AB's b4 but not the Marine one... That's funny!!! | |
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Deceptichick
Number of posts : 65
Age : 33
Name best known as or an A.K.A. : Commander Hawk
FAVORITE ONLINE GAME : Transformers
Army/Clan/Group : Decepticon Mercs
Registration date : 2009-12-07
| | Subject: Re: A JOKE. Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:23 pm | |
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