bussaw
Number of posts : 43 Age : 60 Name best known as or an A.K.A. : in the mountains FAVORITE ONLINE GAME : changes at the flip of a coin!! Army/Clan/Group : wondering borg drone Registration date : 2008-04-05
| Subject: Where the IRS is concerned; Thats about right!!!! Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:24 pm | |
| Cremate Me | A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."
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Number of posts : 115 Age : 55 Name best known as or an A.K.A. : Dave FAVORITE ONLINE GAME : COD4,COMBAT ARMS Army/Clan/Group : Human race trying to get bye! Registration date : 2009-02-25
| Subject: Re: Where the IRS is concerned; Thats about right!!!! Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:43 am | |
| - bussaw wrote:
Cremate Me | A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked, "do you want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just put them in an envelope and mail them to the Internal Revenue Service and write on the envelope, "Now you have everything."
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Love it!!!! did you know that in essence income tax here is illegal it was enacted to bolster the fed money during ww1 and at its end ppl like J.P. Getty the first fought to keep. Back then a few of the biggest money wise also had control of allot of other things including the proceeds of income tax! So as originally drawn up and adopted as constitutional law it was to be ended after the war but.......... | |
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bussaw
Number of posts : 43 Age : 60 Name best known as or an A.K.A. : in the mountains FAVORITE ONLINE GAME : changes at the flip of a coin!! Army/Clan/Group : wondering borg drone Registration date : 2008-04-05
| Subject: Re: Where the IRS is concerned; Thats about right!!!! Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:55 am | |
| had a thought! sence the average weight of someones ashes when there cremated is 30 to 40 pounds for an average sized male ! the business man should have sent a small portoin of his ashes and marked the envelope,this amount of my ashes is from my BEHIND or REAR END now you have all of it! LOL! | |
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| Subject: Re: Where the IRS is concerned; Thats about right!!!! Mon Nov 23, 2009 10:36 pm | |
| LOL OR SEND IT TO THE TERRORIST AND SAY KISS OT OR SNIFF IT |
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