The Moral of the Story!!!!!

Subject: The Moral
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> Subject: The Woman Marine Pilot
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> The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents
> to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
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> The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their
> stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and
> pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that
> only Janie was left.
> "Janie, do you have a story to share?'
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> ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.
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> She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had
> to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of
> whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the
> way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her
> right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
> She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets,
> killed four more with the knife,until the blade broke, and then she
> killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
> ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell
> you was the moral to this horrible story?"
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> "Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."
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> Semper Fi!
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