The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

granted but i have no idea who the hell aquaman is so it makes no effect

i wish i was irish again and horrid was stuck in the north pole

Granted,

but the Wish Genie was busy loafing in his lamp, and made Horrid Irish and you were sent to the North Pole ---- by mistake

I wish Rambo met the Terminator and fought each other... in Azerbaijan.

is that even a place?
ne ways...wish granted...but the terminator lost to rambo...thus making him go mad and he hunts u down for making him lose....

i wish for a time machine!!!!

Granted,

But it's clockwork. You have to wind some sort of key behind it to make it work... (checks behind contraption)

Oh, look... the key's broken

I wish there's no letter W in the word Wyoming.

granted but all the grammer geeks got pissed and beat you with calculators

_ISH GRANTED BUT THE PPL OF _YOMING PROTESTED AND NO_ THERE ARE NO W'S IN ANY _ORDS. THE _ORLD IS TOSSED INTO CHAOS ONCE AGAIN AND NO_ EVERYONE SOUNDS LIKE A MORON _HEN THEY SAY _HATEVER THEY SAY


I _ISH THERE AS A MOON JAIL FOR MURDERS AND SEKTUAL OFFENDERS

Granted,

They are now transferred to Michael Jackson's Neverland, for indefinite containment.

I wish Hitler had a curly moustache and an Afro.

WISH GRANTED BUT HITLER'S NEW APPEARANCE EARNS HIM MASSIVE SUPPORT THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. THE HOLOCAUST IS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE AND NOW WE ALL HAVE BLONDE HAIR BLUE EYES AND TALK LIKE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES...COWABUNGA!


I WISH THE EARTH REALLY WAS FLAT AND PPL WHO SAIL TO EDGE REALLY DID FALL OFF

Granted,

You get the exact same wish effects from the one that Hellcat had in a previous wish several posts back (since you both wished for the same thing), which results to everything that's not attached to the ground being catapulted to deep space again.

I wish Peter Piper didn't pick that peck of pickled pepper.

DAM, I DIDN'T SEE THAT MY SIS HAD POSTED THAT B4

The Darkfather wrote:

Granted,

You get the exact same wish effects from the one that Hellcat had in a previous wish several posts back (since you both wished for the same thing), which results to everything that's not attached to the ground being catapulted to deep space again.

I wish Peter Piper didn't pick that peck of pickled pepper.

Granted..hmm he didnt pick that peck of pickled pepper

but instead he came to south east asia, and picked the pocket of yours.



I wish to become a pig OINK OINK

WISH GRANTED BUT NOW YOU CANT TYPE WITHOUT IT LOOKING LIKE THIS: pejirtgvabpthiobap['tjha. YOU GIVE UP ON THE FORUMS AND START A LIFE OF LIVING IN UR OWN FILTH

I WISH WE HAD TEAN BACK

LOL!


FOR 5 MINS I WAS AWAY FROM THE FORUM AND HAD HARDSHIP TYPING.


WISH GRUNTED!
thanks to you, Tean is back and typing. but she again wishs to be a pig and wants someone to grunt her the honor again.

no not granted u a good womon not a pig

no allcon.. i am a man not a woman

WISH GRANTED, ONCE AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME TEAN TURNS INTO PIGMAN!!!!!!
ABLE TO SLING MUD FROM GREAT DISTANCES.. THE WORLD EVENTUALLY TURNS BROWN COVERING THE TREES AND KEEPING THEM FROM CREATING O2.. WE ALL DIE AND PIGMAN RULES THE EARTH SOLO.

I WISH BROCCOLI TASTED LIKE BUFFALO STYLE CHICKEN WINGS

man i got 2 babby pigs thay ant like that thay just hav a lot of mud

duck con wrote:

man i got 2 babby pigs thay ant like that thay just hav a lot of mud

AND WHAT COLOR IS MUD?

grunting one last wish before i sleep



wish granted.
brocollis that tasted like bf chicken wings are a rare discovery.
the pricing for that special brocollis soared to a ridiculous 20 bucks per stalk which is 10 times more expensive then a bf chicken wing.

so now everyone thinks its not wise to eat brocollis of all types.

children die of malnutrition. young adults stopped growing. o.0. all because of a single brocolli.


i wish there is no tomorrow.

wish granted
we get trapped in the same day forever....because of that...we soon run out of money, food, and water....ppl become hysterical and start a raging war against one another....

i wish there was tomorrow!

WISH GRANTED BUT THE NEWS OF NO TOMORROW GETS OUT AND PANDEMONIUM SWEEPS THE STREETS LEAVING BURNING BUILDINGS AND MURDERED BODIES ALL OVER THE STREETS. THE GOVERNMENT IN AN ATTEMPT TO CONTROL THE RIOTING LAUNCHES MISSLES INTO THEIR OWN CITIES. INEVITABLY NUCLEAR WARFARE BREAKS OUT AND RIGHT BEFORE THE BOMBS HIT WE ARE ALL LEFT TO WONDER IF THERE REALLY WASN'T GOING TO A 2MORO IN THE 1ST PLACE.


I WISH THERE WERE SUCH A THING AS SELF-CLEANING CLOTHES

gangsterlygirl wrote:

wish granted
we get trapped in the same day forever....because of that...we soon run out of money, food, and water....ppl become hysterical and start a raging war against one another....

i wish there was tomorrow!

Granted,

however the wish will be granted the day after tomorrow, which is still virtually non-existent, creating another wish paradox monster that wipes out all of...


Tijuana, Mexico

Pistoleros start flocking to your house to gun you down.

MADCRUSH wrote:

WISH GRANTED BUT THE NEWS OF NO TOMORROW GETS OUT AND PANDEMONIUM SWEEPS THE STREETS LEAVING BURNING BUILDINGS AND MURDERED BODIES ALL OVER THE STREETS. THE GOVERNMENT IN AN ATTEMPT TO CONTROL THE RIOTING LAUNCHES MISSLES INTO THEIR OWN CITIES. INEVITABLY NUCLEAR WARFARE BREAKS OUT AND RIGHT BEFORE THE BOMBS HIT WE ARE ALL LEFT TO WONDER IF THERE REALLY WASN'T GOING TO A 2MORO IN THE 1ST PLACE.


I WISH THERE WERE SUCH A THING AS SELF-CLEANING CLOTHES

Granted,

but then these clothes started to have sentience, and soon an armada of sentient apparel mastered organized warfare, politics, and baking blueberry cheesecake, and ruled the world.

I wish Freddy Kreuger wore a red and green checkered shirt

The Darkfather wrote:

I wish Freddy Kreuger wore a red and green checkered shirt

As much as Aerials flag was deemed illegal, so is wishing that freddy krueger wears a modified shirt.

you now have caused a great mayhem in the forum like what happened yesterday. and everyone wants you apprehended for modifying freddy's shirt.

and ps, you share a cell with aerial.
poor darth daddy


i wish.. darth daddy didnt made that tragic wish

Granted,

However, the Predator wore the checkered shirt instead

I wish Rick Astley lived across Autosaver's house.