The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

Granted,

but instead of having cute fairy wings, you get cucaracha wings instead.

And you malign wishes like in this thread quite wantonly too.


I wish Mufasa didn't fall off the cliff.

Granted, however he would just die a few years later because his brother poisoned his food(it would be possible)

Wish: That everyone could live in harmony.

granted but...........................

now that there is harmony all over the world there is no crime,or war and the citezins of earth have become sickingly too nice/polite which leads to entire cultures/civilisations commiting mass suicide on biblical proportions eventually leading to the end of live on earth.


i wish i had mighty mouse as a pet and protector

Granted, but he would end up protecting others from your evil deeds.

Wish: Optimus Prime didnt die in the 80's movie.

granted but.....................

because he didn' die in the 1986 movie hot rod didn become rodimus prime and megatron also survived and wasn't rebiult into galvatron by unicron



i wish elmo was killed in a horific plane crash so the world would be a better place without tickle me elmo and elmos world lol

Granted, but they then developed tickle me cookie monster

Wish: All online games were free.

granted but.......................

you decided to become an online game developer and online games became free after you you put up ya' home and life savings as colateral to start ya' company and now ya bankrupt

i wish i had the power of sugestion

Granted.

But no one actually listens in this world, so it didn't matter.


I wish Sabrina wasn't a Teenage Witch.

Granted, but you still get turned into a toad by her aunts.

Wish: That race would not be an issue in America.

Granted.

But then, obesity becomes the next major issue which ultimately leads to civil war.

I wish for a non-poisoned, unadulterated, non-mutated breakfast of ham and eggs.

Granted (no way I can come up with a comeback on that one)

Wish: People could follow the law.

Yay!


Granted, but all forms of fauna on earth are converted from organic to mechanical, and free will was replaced with regimented programming and artificial sentience.

The world becomes a giant factory similar to Cybertron or post-apocalyptic Matrix.

Bad side is, procreation became non-existent, it was thus replaced with manufacturing (don't wanna live in a world like that).

I wish The Hulk didn't rip his shirt whenever he transforms-- like his pants which doesn't really tear

Granted, however, everyone will want to be just like the Hulk and the world will be totally destroyed.

Wish: Jobs payed better

Granted.

Employers then declared bankruptcy because labor expenditures are too much to bear, paving the way for another Great Depression.

I wish Michael Jackson didn't bleach himself white.

Granted, but you still here about the child molestation cases.

Wish: Gas was cheap.

(sidenote: Where is everyone?)

Granted,

But then consumption of fossil fuel increased ten fold, hastening global warming and worsening air pollution. War in the middle east became more intense, and another world war was instigated all because oil suppliers could not cope with the global demand.

Millions die.

I wish I could use fuel cell technology to...

generate power for my fridge.

granted but......................


spies stole the plans you made for the new power technology



i wish i had amnesia.................................wait what was i doing again?

Wish granted but you accendently forgot EVERYTHING even how to live so you die.

I wish Aerial never advertised his forum on BFTAU and never made a forum so BFTAU can be succesful.

Granted.

Instead, he advertised on TFLegends, making both forums more successful.

(I don't really think that's malign or anything).

This causes more people to sit longer in front of their computers and they ultimately forget about maintaing personal hygiene. Neighbors started to shun them.

(okay I take it back... it is malign )

I wish that elephants can jump like Michael Jordan.

granted but..........................



due to all the jumping elephants airplanes are knocked outta the sky and buildings fall down due to the earth quakes they cause


i wish water was drinkable(it currently ain' cuz fish pee in and do uuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm other things in it like make baby fishes)

Granted.

All bodies of fresh water in Canada are now distilled and germ free, making it utterly potable for human consumption.

However, this causes a biochemical imbalance in the marine ecosystem, killing off hundreds of tons of water plants and algae, eventually leading to the extinction of dozens of marine and avian species of animals.

I wish that hamburgers actually had ham in it.

yeah dark we all like ham

i wish that starscream was real!
i wish devy to be wit me.

Uhmmm... you do know this is where you screw wishes then you make one of your own that another person can screw right?


Granted, Starscream does become real, but he blasts away every military aircraft ever made, making him the only dominant air power there is on earth. He becomes world dictator one year later and had a cult following, where he starts tapping human organic electric conduction (a la Matrix) to fuel a space bridge to transport other Decepts to earth.

You and Dev get together too, by the way --- In the Matrix that Starscream created, where you lived happily ever after (physically as biofuel in pods).

I wish Agent Smith had a goatee and longer hair.

The Darkfather wrote:

Granted, Starscream does become real, but he blasts away every military aircraft ever made, making him the only dominant air power there is on earth. He becomes world dictator one year later and had a cult following, where he starts tapping human organic electric conduction (a la Matrix) to fuel a space bridge to transport other Decepts to earth.

what's wrong with that!? THAT'D BE AWSOME!! I'D BE A LOYAL STARSCREAM SERVANT!!
Agent Smith grows a beard and long hair, however he luvs his hair and refuses to cut it, and can no longer be an agent because his hair constantly gets in the way of his missions.

I wish i didnt hav 2 go 2 skool 2morrow.