The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

Highlander wrote:

Granted.

In dropping their prices, Starbuck's gets into an all-out price war with Dunkin' Donuts and thankfully loses (long-live Dn'D) making ME very happy, but YOU (sorry Bro) very upset. You kill Rachel Ray which causes the food channel to go out of business sending anything and everything cooking related to the lifetime network. so on and so forth....eventually all cooking ends up on sci-fi channel which enrages trekkies and other geeks (TF fans excluded) to the point that they blow everything up with home-made pipebombs.

I wish I get a coffee (non-poisonous, completely safe, all fresh ingredients) from Dunkin Donuts (regular - 2 sugars and milk) before the above mentioned chaos happens.

GRANTED, BUT RIGHT AFTER YOU GET THE COFFEE YOUR MAULED IN THE PARKING LOT BY ALL THE OUT OF WORK STARBUCK EMPLOYEES. THEY TAKE U TO THEIR SECRET LIAR AND MAKE YOU LISTEN TO BARRY MANILOW RECORDS (YEAH, I SAID RECORDS) ALL NIGHT AND DAY... THEY EVENTUALLY SET U FREE BUT, FOR THE REMAINING YEARS OF YOU LIFE ALL U CAN SAY IS "COPA, COPA CABANA" (SORRY 2 BRO)


I WISH THE FBI WOULD QUIT FOLLOWING ME AROUND EVERYWHERE

duck con wrote:

granted but then the kfc took all cofe and mixed with coke lol


i wish i hade the bigest army eve and was not fake and was a decetipcon army

YOUR ALREADY IN THAT ARMY BRO

granted but the fbi shoot u then quit falling u lol


i wish that i was iron man or hulk or meagatron ( that did not die or any thang )

granted, but something went wrong where you turn into a red, gold and green megatron, because people freaked out at the sight of you, the military blew you up, sorry

i wiash for the power to give ppl rashes

Granted,

But the only people susceptible to it were your family.


I wish for Adam Sandler the power to give people leprosy... with everyone I know being immune to it.

granted but then the he died and u did too

i wish that i was all power

I will never grant your wishes because your wishes and grants make absolutely no sense whatsoever!!!!

lol
i know ok a new one i wish i was a meg ihulk that did not get killed

Granted,

however you are now a meg ihulk that's trapped in a sealed icebox that's thrown into deep space never to be seen again


I wish mermaids had fish heads instead of fish tails...

granted but then the fish kissed u lol

Was it a regular kiss or a torrid------

ewww.


since you didnt make a wish, I'll take yours instead


I wish the fish headed mermaid married allcon and made out with him for the rest of his life------------ far from where I live

nnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
not granted

LOL

i wish to un do that wish and it has to be grtend

Granted,

you have undone that wish,

but since you didn't specify which among the dozens of wishes here that one is,

the genie decided to undo the part where the fish-headed mermaid kissed me and decided to have it kiss you instead...


torrid too. Like tongue-in-mouth sloppy torrid.

And I didn't know fish had tongues at that

omg i said that wish u r crazy i wish that i hade a power that i canmake all of these wish go a way and never come back (man can i do that hmmmm....)

LOL


Granted though,

You now had that power and you made all the wishes go... err... that way (points in a random direction)


and you never came back







I wish giraffes were carnivorous, had bat wings and had sharp teeth

i am not wishing no more

-WISH GRANTED-
BUT HEY I JUST GRANTED A WISH SO THAT MEANS YOU WISHED INSTEAD OF NOT WISHING WHICH WAS WHAT YOU WANTED.

SO NOW CAN SOMEONE REVERSE THE EFFECT OF MY WISH SO THAT I DIDNT GRANT ALL CONS WISH SO HE CAN MAINTAIN A NO WISHIN NO MORE STATUS.

duck con duck con cant u ppl c wat my name is duck con d.u.c.k.c.o.n.

LOL

You were Ninja'd


so... not granted

he's a ninja now? sweet!
i wanna be a ninja!
(jk)