The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

Granted,


but it was stolen from you at gunpoint.

I wish Krang controlled his robot body from the head instead of from its tummy.

granted but, um, you didnt mention which head, lol,

i wish i was stronger

Granted,

but you didn't specify how much stronger,

so now you're a little bit stronger... or something like that.

I wish I had a black goldfish.

wow yrp i semll him star man u too strong falls died

LOL

The Darkfather wrote:

Granted,

but you didn't specify how much stronger,

so now you're a little bit stronger... or something like that.

I wish I had a black goldfish.

GRANTED BUT ALL THE OTHER GOLDFISH IN THE SCHOOL MADE FUN OF HIM AND THE BLACKGOLDFISH SETS UP A SHOTGUN TO FIRE ONCE YOU OPEN THE DOOR .. DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!
BANG!!!
TOO LATE

I WISH I HAD MAGIC PANTS THAT EVERYTIME I PUT MY HANDS IN MY POCKET THERE WOULD A $50 IN THERE
(I ACTUALLY HAD A DREAM LIKE THIS ONCE)

granted

but the fish stol the money lol

i wish that there was no auto bots

Granted

but then the Decepticons had no one else to fight with,

so they fought with...

Shaquille O Neal as Shazzam -________-


I wish I was richer than anyone else by 5 dollars.

wish granted
but the money u pulled out each time was counterfit (however u spell it)
and the fbi came and took u away and put u in jail
i wish that i lived in a mansion

Granted,

but then the bus starts going round and round

I wish I had an ice cube that wouldn't melt.

GRANTED
BUT U ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED IT AND YOU FROZE FROM THE INSIDE OUT

I WISH THE CAR POOL LANE WAS REALLY A POOL

Granted

but then all the ppl died trying to drive

i wish that i hade a cool car and not this one

GRANTED
BUT THAT ONE GOT PI55ED AND TURNED INTO DEMON CAR.. SMASHES INTO UR ROOM AND TAKES U OUT (SORRY BRO)

I WISH THE I COULD RIDE A WATER SLIDE TO WORK

granted but it didnt work


i wish that the game was redone

GRANTED
BUT THEY NOW CHARGE MONEY THAT NOONE WANTS TO PAY FOR THIS KRAPPY A55 GAME.. SO IT DIES


I WISH MY WATERSLIDE TO WORK IDEA WOULD'VE WORKED

this is the most go on topic in the tf world welcome to the oldest topic lol still liveing

granted: but i came;
i sall; and theres still no fvcking poony boy fvck face no where to be found

wish that fvcker had bullz enough to step the fvck up
so i can smack him back and forth like a yoyo
toy.

granted but then mike u killed him so then u killed his army

wish the devils own wood die

terror from dark pits of hell is up on all whos not down with the horsemen

pain, suffering, termoil, diseas, flames of fire, earth quaks, and pvzzy azz fvckers
who dont have the ballz to face any one of us horsmen to a loozer leaves the game match. lol wow
fake azz pvnks who claim they are legends then they dont show up to fight the talk or walk the talk. pvzzy azz fvkers who posse people who cant and will not ever
and i do mean NOT EVER be a man or women who i have came to know
sence my days as a true fvcking wolf pac member true and blue with red gushing out there every orfis. and a FVCKING TRUE 4 HORSEMEN AKA
KNIGHTS FROM DARK PITS OF HELL! THATS WHAT BRINGS ME HERE.
END OF ALL THE NONE HACKERS
WHO CANT MAKE THERE OWN GOD DAM NAME FOR THERE SELFS INSTEAD THEY US
THE REP FROM OTHERS TO MAKE IT THERE OWN OR AT LEAST TRY TO.
BUT ONE THING
YOU ALL POSSING MOTHER FVCKERS
IM HERE AND ALWAYS WILL BE HERE
SO FVCKING RUN LIKE THE FVCKING PVZZIES THAT YOU ARE!

HOPE FULLY THAT SHINES A LIGHT ON WHY IM HERE OL BRO!
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE. JUST EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I
POST HERE AND THERE.
MOSTLY ON XAT. TILL I SALL ALL THE FVCKING BULL SHIT THAT WENT ON.

NOW YOU ALL FVCKING POZZERS AND HELLFIGHTERS GOT MY ATTENTION
LIKE YOU ALL HAD BACK IN THE PAST!

SO HEAR ME HELLFIGHTERS
IM COMIN
FOR YOU FULL SPEED AND THIS TIME IM NOT LETTIN UP FOR SHlT
THIS TIME ARROUND WOLF AINT HERE TO MAKE ME BACK OFF!
THIS TIME ARROUND
I WILL BRING YOU DOWN
EVERY LAST ONE
HELL ILL EVEN GO AFTER GEN
JUST CAUSE
CAUSE I DONT LIKE THE FVCKER
AND SAME GOES WITH THE AOF
NO DISRESPECT ATTENDED TOWARDS THE TRUE
AOF WHICH IS STEELCLAW, AND THE OTHER TWO THAT I CANT THINK OF CAUSE IM FVCKING PISSED THE FVCK OFF.
SO I APLOIGIZE FOR THAT SORRY
BUT ANY HOW
THE REST OF THE AOF AINT WORTH SHlT
AND ARENT SHlT
IF THEY WERE
THEY WOULD BE HERE TO DEFFIND THERE NAME
THATS THE WAY I SEE IT
THATS MY WAY
OR THE HARD WAY
WHICH IS THE SAME SO WHO GIVES A FVCK
SHOW UP IN ZONE 4
FAKE FVCKS
IF YOU HAVE THE FVCKING GUTS! I DARE YOU TO!
AND HERES A HINT
LOOK FOR STING
OR !!! MEGATRON !!!
OR IRON MIKE TLD WOLF
OR DEVIL DOG 1775 USMC
OR IRON MIKE USMC AND ARMY

YOUR MOVE!
IF THEY DONT GO TO THE GAME
THEN BRING THEM THERE
ANY WAYS
FVCK FACES
SO WE CAN END THIS HERE AND NOW!

WHICH GRANTED
PONYY IS DEMOLISHED BUT, AS USUAL SOMEONE ELSE STARTS TALKIN SHlT AND WE ALL GROW OLD PUTTIN PPL IN THEIR PLACE.

I WISH WE COULD GROW OLD PUTTING PPL IN THEIR PLACE

Granted,

You grow old putting people in their place.

Eventually, a newer generation took your job and put you in a hospice for the elderly where you can watch Oprah or something for the rest of your life. -___-

I wish I knew what was going on Allcon's mind when he looked this topic up