The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

Granted, but every kid would be dumber than a box of rocks and would play vidoe games all the time(which I wouldnt mind)

I wish the internet was a safer place.

Granted.

The Internet thus became a site for a new system under the rule of Judge Dredd and Jack Chick, where you get arrested for clicking on anything that violates Judge Dredd Laws and basic religious right principles (i.e. whatever they see that is violent, adult activity or basically ungodly in nature). You start to feel like the Internet was invented and run effectively by Ned Flanders.

I wish for a fat ninja who would follow my every whim.

granted but you use your ninja to the extent that he loses weight. Thus, he is bought off by famous hollywood star, Angelina Jolie.
I wish I could have an Ironman suit.

Granted,

You now have the armor. You just don't have the Stark facility yet, so you have to wear it piece by piece until the power cells run out.

The CIA eventually traces the armor in your garage and sequesters it for the general benefit of the American public.

I wish Charlie's Chocolate Factory was real.

granted, some guy with loads of money built a full scale version from the original movie
and hes selling it

i wish king kong was real

Granted.

Some guy with loads of money captured it from Skull Island
and he's selling it.

I wish Godzilla was real

granted, people found it hiding in tokyo bay

The Darkfather wrote:

Granted.

Some guy with loads of money captured it from Skull Island
and he's selling it.

I wish Godzilla was real

before i was gonna change king kong to godzilla too, eh oh well

heehee, let me also join in.....

Granted.......King Kong was changed to Godzilla resulting in the end of Manhatten when Godzilla battled with the giant shape shifting monster that was threatening earth.

I wish the earth was flat.........!

to fuuny u guys and girls make me well if king kong is him then who was that who came to my home yester day hmmm o it was kong bot lol look he here run o nvm it my pet monkey i feed him to much now how to make him go dwn in size any help beat him or any thang

i wish for allcon to shut up

HellCat wrote:

heehee, let me also join in.....

Granted.......King Kong was changed to Godzilla resulting in the end of Manhatten when Godzilla battled with the giant shape shifting monster that was threatening earth.

I wish the earth was flat.........!

Granted, the same Godzilla was given the deitific power to alter Earth's morphology, making it flat.

In the process however, the Earth lost its core, and the Earth's revolution ground to a halt. A state of null gravity was thus produced, catapulting everything that's not attached to the ground into deep space.

x autobot wrote:

i wish for allcon to shut up

Granted, allcon was the first organism launched into deep space when Hellcat's Demi-Godzilla flattened the earth and produced the effects mentioned in the first wish grant.

He landed on an alien ship however, and they turned him to King Ghidora before sending him back to Earth .

The End of Days.

I wish Grover was red and Elmo was blue.

i wish autobots would all just turn to ashes.

hey i am a duck not that dark mike know that i am a duck i am duck fighter so the end of days not here omg u r like idk jk lol

dark you said it was granted,hes still talking!

hmmm not funny x

The Darkfather wrote:

I wish Grover was red and Elmo was blue.

granted! elmo is now blue and grover is red. however this makes the children upset, and they begin to riot. Thus, the end of the sesame street show, AND theme park.

SecretDeath wrote:

i wish autobots would all just turn to ashes.

Granted!.....that's it!! lol jk. the autobts are turned to ashes, however then megatron and many decepticons have nothing better to do, so they destroy each other. The decepticons are now dead too.

I wish i was a god!!!

x autobot wrote:

dark you said it was granted,hes still talking!

Allcon returned as King Ghidora with three duck heads that can talk: Huey, Dewey and Louie.

That's why he's still chattering X

Mandalorian HorridWing wrote:

I wish i was a god!!!

Granted, you are now the god of soya milk. All vegans in the world tremble before your mighty name.

I wish to have an eternal supply of non-fattening Pringles Potato Chips.

granted, made some in my lab, might have a lil bit of a scratchy side affect though,

i wish i could breathe fire

Granted, but you accidentally burned your house in the middle of a massive family reunion, killing everyone that you love.




I wish for an unsinkable yacht.

Granted......but a series of megathrust earthquakes caused a giant Tsunami of unbelievable seismic proportions which hit the earth , wiping it out of all living beings, leaving you destitute and alone......floating in a sea of eternity.

I wish that I never needed to sleep........

granted, but since you never sleep or get tired, you lose your friends because of your unstopable energy, yet you win the boston marathon in record time


i wish i had a sweet car

STAR ADDER PRIME V2 wrote:

i wish i had a sweet car

granted dude! you now have a sweet car

but dude your car is sooooooooooooooo sweet that the billionz of ants and giant ants came to eat up your car




THIS IS FOR ALL CON TO REPLY
i wish All Con would learn how to spell and not make a fool outta himself everytime he opens his mouth

Tean wrote:

THIS IS FOR ALL CON TO REPLY
i wish All Con would learn how to spell and not make a fool outta himself everytime he opens his mouth

allcon wrote:

hey tean i know how to spell to ask the horsemen but mike know that i am a duck i am duck fighter omg u r like idk jk lol -----------

Wish Genie (looks at allcon and points some wiggly fingers at him):

SHAZZZZZZZZZZZAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

allcon wrote:

----------- so i can safely construe that your recent wish is a proposition instituted on a foundation of futility and abject prejudice...

Wait...

I can type in perfect coherence!!!!

THE WISH GENIE HAS BESTOWED SUPERHUMAN COGNIZANCE AND UNPARALLELED MASTERY IN WRITTEN COMMUNICATION UPON ME!!!

Since this Genie screws up wishes, only God knows how long allcon's enlightened state will last until the effect wears off.

For the meantime, allcon uses his heightened knowledge to produce a compact thermonuclear device designed to fit in a 40x46mm low velocity round, that has an effective (killing) radius of 100 feet.

He sells this to the highest bidder, resulting in another arms race that leads to the death of thousands.

I wish for a pair of Mr. Bean pajamas.

darth daddy
hehe