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AERIALS MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE DANCES IN HER LIVING ROOM THE CD SKIPS.... AT THE RADIO STATION

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LMAO

LOL just 4 aerials reaction. CUZ THAT WAS HORRIBLE LOL

OH BUT THE INVISIBLE JOKE U POSTED WAS HYSTERICAL ... U SHOULDN'T CRITIZE IF U CANT DO BETTER.

um............. wow

yeah their kinda immature and stupid, dont ya think?

look whos talking,aerial.........and yeah thats weird coming from me so dont bring that up

this topic is weirder than when i had that dream when i swam to cuba and i found out that were three cubas so i swam to all three cubas and then when i woke up and i found out that i wasnt in any of the other cubas and i found out there was only one cuba and they were really pissed at each other but then i found out that if i talk about that stuff the USA will arest me so i didnt

Jetsniper wrote:

yeah their kinda immature and stupid, dont ya think?

and then you wonder why....

AERIAL'S MOMMA IS SO DUM... I TOLD HER IT WAS CHILLY OUTSIDE AND SHE WENT AND GRABBED A BOWL

Aerials mom is so fat she tried to enter a fat contest and they said "Sorry mam this is for amatuers only..."

Aerials mom is so fat that food runs away from her.

Aerials mom is so ugly taht when she went to japan people freaked out because they thought godzilla had returned.

Aerials mom is so fat that shes banned from residential streels because shes over the weight limit.

I could go on forever...

lol nice....

aerial you brought all this crap about your mom by yourself so dont freak out

HEY, SHE UGLY ONLY BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HER IN THE FACE

hopefully these jokes are no way in reference to anybodys mum because landa wouldnt like it okay

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and 1 woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same i instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

lmao good one

aerials mom is so ugly................................the dark is scared of her

MADCRUSH wrote:

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and 1 woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same i instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

thats freaking hiollarious

MEERKKAT wrote:

aerials mom is so ugly................................the dark is scared of her

maybe

three nuns are told by their head mistress that they must paint the new room in the chappel that has a bathroom and door lead to the outside, but the only catch was that the three nuns cant get a spot of paint on their clothes. so after thinking it over, one nun says " hey lets paint it naked" ant they agreed.

hours pass and they are almost finished, but the door bell rings, the three nuns say" oh no, someone is at the door, they will see us naked!" so they creep by the door and ask "who is it?"
the person at the door replies "blind guy here", when he said that the three nuns were relieved, they said "lets let him in anyway, he is blind he cant see us" so they unlock the door.

the blind guy opens the door and walks in.. then says" hey! nice tits, where do i hang the blinds?"

LOL

A man called his boss one morning and said, "I can't make it in today. I'm sick."

The boss asked, "What's wrong?"

The employee replied, "I have rectal glaucoma."

The boss said, "What the hell is that?!"

The man replied, "Well, I just can't see my ass coming in to work."

lol,

what do you call a rooster with erectile disfunction...........

A: boneless chicken

i only have stereotypical jokes...i dont think they'd be proper for this site.