The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

Hmmm... I'd like to share a fun idea for a forum spam game/1001 thread.

This was introduced at: http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=991187, aka the Dungeons and Dragons forums.

At the beginning of your post, give an undesireable interpretation of the wish posted by the person right above you. Then share any wish stories you have, and finally give the wish for the next poster to screw up. Make sure to number your interpretations and stories.

Refer to the link above for ideas on how to counter-wish

Wish: I wish to be the owner of a new and bigger Playboy Mansion and my own series of Men's Magazines to boot.

The Darkfather wrote:

Wish: I wish to be the owner of a new and bigger Playboy Mansion and my own series of Men's Magazines to boot.

let me try.............. hehehe.

Granted-now that your the owner of a new and bigger playboy mansion, the owner of the previous small and old playboy mansion set up an even newer and bigger mansion then yours.

Wish: To see more people wish/play in this thread, lol.

Tean wrote:

let me try.............. hehehe.

Granted-now that your the owner of a new and bigger playboy mansion, the owner of the previous small and old playboy mansion set up an even newer and bigger mansion then yours.

Wish: To see more people wish/play in this thread, lol.

Granted. However, Darkfather was the first "genie" who saw the reply and decided to screw your wish first---

A lot of TFL members played and enjoyed the game so much that they forgot about their personal hygiene and eventually blamed their addiction to you for starting it.

I wish for a bowl full of honey-cured bacon.

Granted, but

you discover that your honey cured bacon was cured in hone full of bee-stingers, ending up in many painful bites of bacon, which also happens to be undercooked and still floppy and quite uncrispy like bacon should be


wish:I wish that no one would mess up my wish

granted........


but out of sheer pleasure everyone took a turn screwing up ya' wish


wish: i wish snow was flammable

granted

but as you start you car in the winter you find that a spark lights the flammable snow on fire, creating a blizard of fire and dectroying all of canada.

since I got no wish to screw,


I wish for a flying submarine.

I wish I went into pubur-


I wish I was older.

Wish granted for the sub.
Someone messed up buildin it and it broke when you were far in the air and you died.

Granted.

Since the age was not specified, the genie decided that-

You will be celebrating your 99th birthday tomorrow at a geriatric day care center on a life support system, since your osteoporosis and arthritis forbids you to stand up.

You have no descendants to celebrate with you because you didn't have time to produce any, so caregivers are the main attendants of the party.

I wish for an end to starvation in Africa and global warming

wish granted, but sadly the only way to solve that is by destroying the earth, there by destroying the internet and this topic.

there is no more internet to post on so no more wish game

The Fowlmaster wrote:

there is no more internet to post on so no more wish game

you wished.
almost granted but when tean decided to come to this topic and ruin your wish.. you can only wish.

my wish is that every mothers on earth have a nice day!

Granted.

They had just that. However, a killer cyclone swept over Myanmar and the earth decided to do the rhumba under China killing thousands. Basically put a damper on their day.

I wish for a dancing Panda.

aw thats nasty for mothers day



granted. now it does kung fu too. and decided to go on a stampede with his fellow furries near your house.




i wish that the transformers game will crash!

Granted.

However, some Emo kids who are too attached to the game grew increasingly depressed and decided to drink Arsenic Kool-Aid in a mass gathering which was uploaded into Youtube.

A mysterious Youtube page appears at your monitor from time to time.


I wish I could drive like Speed Racer.

The Darkfather wrote:

Granted.

However, some Emo kids who are too attached to the game grew increasingly depressed and decided to drink Arsenic Kool-Aid in a mass gathering which was uploaded into Youtube.

A mysterious Youtube page appears at your monitor from time to time.


I wish I could drive like Speed Racer.

now you have that hi tech and advanced speed racer car that the government decides to confiscate.

i wish you tell me who those emo kids are.

Granted.

They are... AAAAAAAAaaaaaauggghHHH!!!!!

Now I'm to depressed to talk. I'm going to listen to some self-pity music now.
(This is contagious! RUN FOR THE HILLS! )


I wish for a cure for Emo-ism so I can rid the world of all Emos.

the one wish that if granted could be bad in no way possible, ecept

you find your entire family turns emo and the second they do they are immeadeatley (idc how its spelld) destroyed by a bolt of lightning

i wish that no more wishes came true

JUST TESTING THINGS OUT LOL ( SIG )

The Fowlmaster wrote:

the one wish that if granted could be bad in no way possible, ecept

you find your entire family turns emo and the second they do they are immeadeatley (idc how its spelld) destroyed by a bolt of lightning

i wish that no more wishes came true

The wish was granted... not granted... granted... (blip)



































You have created a malign paradoxical entity with your conflicting wish, which promptly releases it into the real world and forcibly stuffs you into its lamp physically. Then it goes on a wish rampage, granting wishes for everyone.

I wish it would rain chickens.

Granted.

Chickens rain down as if acted upon by a force other than gravity. The intensity of the impact with all objects: people, trees, buildings, the ground, etc. is so great that the entrails are spewed over everything leaving people gagging in utter horror.

I wish I had more time for things...especially sleep. (can't wait to see what gets done to me here...)

Granted.

The whole world around you started to move at 1/512nd of its normal speed except, well... you, giving you ample time to do everything as you see fit.

Taking a shower can be a drag though, and talking with your drinking buddy doesn't seem as fun anymore. Riding a car is pointless, as the ignition takes forever to start and the internet couldn't lag any longer than this. Tried various forms of suicide, but it doesn't really help.

I wish He-man wasn't blonde.

granted.................


but in changing he-man into a brunette also changes his chiseled pyhsique into a fat, slow and clumsy person and is exiled from castle greyskull where he is soon found by skeletor and very quickly disposed of forever (good god i feel REALLY old remembering he-man thanks darkfather lol)


i wish i could be the almihty emporer of the planet melmac

Granted.

But Melmac runs out of seafood and cats, and its citizens decide to oust you. You fled to Earth along side a friend, but somewhere in the asteroid belt you lost your way and eventually ended up in the sun. Your friend landed on Earth, and they called him ALF.

I wish I had a car like that in M.A.S.K. (damn I love that show)

granted but...................

due to the car being left to the elements for so long the car has rotted almost unrecognizable and unable to be repaired, so you have no choice but to take whats left of it to a scrapyard and have it crushed into a small cube and proudly display it for all to see on ya mantle


i wish money grew on trees

granted but since there are trees everywhere, money became something of no value. what is valuable now are the leaves of trees instead.

i wish to be a wish-granting fairy lol