The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

Cool and granted to your boss advantages.

The terms & conditions to taking the summer off from work and also getting payed at the same time is: accept working for the next 5 summer, without being paid.


not worth i say.

I wish to own tiny elephants and apes in my yard

granted..
but the tiny elephants soon grow to be 5 times the size of normal elephants and stomp your house to the ground...and the apes take over the world

i wish i had an unlimited amount of wishes

Granted.

But unfortunately all the genies retire from granting them and they all go to waste effectively ruining the ritual of making a wish before blowing the candles out on a birthday cake. Children everywhere give up their hopes and dreams and Disney goes out of business...etc. etc....anarchy, mayhem, blah blah blah, aerial then nukes the world.

I wish aerial wasn't obsessed with nuclear weapons.

granted
but he soon develops a weapon that is an atomic AND nuclear weapon, and blows up the world. AGAIN

not worth it i say.

I wish i had a nuke right now...

granted
but when you go to set the nuke off...it turns out to be filled with jelly....

i wish i had a jelly donught

granted, but u soon finish it, and all the jelly in the world disappears, and u are left with a PEANUT BUTTER DOUGHNUT..
how sad.

I wish i had a weapon of mass destruction, like bush's face! lolz

granted
but...i take it away from u and run...just like i do with caves swords...ahah

i wish i was the best president in the world...with no assasination attempts on me...

granted, but there is still no jelly to fill ur doughnuts with. well, besides petrolieum o0

i wish i had a cookie

Ironfire01 wrote:

granted, but there is still no jelly to fill ur doughnuts with. well, besides petrolieum o0

i wish i had a cookie

THAT DOESNT EVEN RELATE TO THE LAST WISH BOUT THE PRESIDENT THING...UGH

shame shame.

FINE
EDIT: granted, but russia declares war on u and goes nuclear. say good night.

NOW I WISH I WOULD NEVER HAVE BAD CONCEQUINCE ER, W/E FOR ANYTHING I DO

Granted,

You will experience all that in the next life, when you are reincarnated...

as a canary.

I wish for an end to global hunger!!!!

granted.

everyone decided to get rid of there food but since there was no food everyone got super super skinny in till they couldn't breath then they all died.

i wish for alot of food im hungry

wish granted
u get all the food that you want until a large amount of hungry football players come and eat it all before you can even lift a fork... then...you go hungry and have to sell ur house for food and u end up living in a cardboard box.

i wish that spongebob wasnt a sponge and patrick wasnt a starfish

tricked ya

i wish for red vs blue reconstruction episode 5 was out

how did ya trick me exactly?...u wished for something and i granted...either way...even if u didnt acutally wish for it...it still was granted..

i wasnt gunna eat the food

oh...all wel

lolz
granted, but it's only 1 second long, and it's only sarge shooting griff

I wish i had a cookie, and a glass of milk, which Only I could eat, and I WILL get to eat it.

Ironfire01 wrote:

lolz
granted, but it's only 1 second long, and it's only sarge shooting griff

I wish i had a cookie, and a glass of milk, which Only I could eat, and I WILL get to eat it.

griff isnt even in red vs blue reconstruction at least not yet

I'LL TRY THIS LOL

YOU WISH IS GRANTED BUT ALL THOSE COOKIES ARE OLD AND GONE BAD AND THE MILK HAS GONE SOUR

LET ME TRY THIS ( FINALLY LOL )

HMMMM LETS SEE NOW I WISH ( SITTING HERE THINKING LOL )

WELL THE ONLY WISH THAT I HAVE I CAN'T POST IT HERE YOU ALL KNOW IT

OK HERES MY WISH I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO WISH FOR

wish granted...but...unfortunatley...when u think of a wish...u cant use it because u already wished for something...therefore not being able to wish again..

i wish jumbo shrimp weren't jumbo

granted. they are no longer jumbo. but, thay ARE giant.

I wish gangs wasn't so annoying.

i wish i hade a dece army

granted Iron,

but now she's a totally different person and you don't like her, nor does she like you. So she decides to want to kill you instead of annoy you. You now have an arch enemy who will stop at nothing to watch you die.

Granted Duck,

You now have an army of Dc characters.....but they're all toy characters.

I wish Larry Bird was still on the Celtiics with all his skill and everything he used to have.