The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

whats wrong with rick astley??

I dunno.

The Darkfather wrote:

Granted,

However, the Predator wore the checkered shirt instead

I wish Rick Astley lived across Autosaver's house.

WISH GRANTED, AUTOSAVER TRIES TO MOVE BUT RICK KEEPS SING THAT HE'S NEVER GONNA GIVE HIM UP AND MOVES RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM. AUTOSAVER EVENTUALLY GOES INSANE AND STARTS SLAUGHTERING EVERY SINGER HE SEES... PROFESSIONAL SINGERS QUIT SO BANDS ONLY MAKE INSTRUMENTALS NOW. EVENTUALLY THEY STOP MAKING MUSIC AND THE ENTIRE WORLD GOES INSANE AS WELL... THX FOR KILLING MUSIC


I WISH 2PAC AND BIGGIE WERE STILL ALIVE AND RUNNING A SOUL FOOD MEXICAN RESTUARANT CALLED "NACHO MOMMA" IN RENO

MADCRUSH wrote:

WISH GRANTED, AUTOSAVER TRIES TO MOVE BUT RICK KEEPS SING THAT HE'S NEVER GONNA GIVE HIM UP AND MOVES RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM. AUTOSAVER EVENTUALLY GOES INSANE AND STARTS SLAUGHTERING EVERY SINGER HE SEES... PROFESSIONAL SINGERS QUIT SO BANDS ONLY MAKE INSTRUMENTALS NOW. EVENTUALLY THEY STOP MAKING MUSIC AND THE ENTIRE WORLD GOES INSANE AS WELL... THX FOR KILLING MUSIC


I WISH 2PAC AND BIGGIE WERE STILL ALIVE AND RUNNING A SOUL FOOD MEXICAN RESTUARANT CALLED "NACHO MOMMA" IN RENO

granted,
However this is a major downfall for biggie and 2pac and they both eventually go into depression. Then they begin to fued with each other over who makes better tex-mex nachos, and who's a better rapper. Eventually they get so upset that they have a shootout and die anyway.

I wish the bulls could actually win a championship w/o Michael Jordan.

GRANTED BUT NOW NOONE IS BUYING MICHAEL SHOES OR APPAREL (OR HANES) AND HE GOES INTO A RAMPAGE TRYING TO FIND YOU!!!! MEANWHILE, HANES GOES OUT OF BUSINESS AND THE FRUIT OF THE LOOM GUYS INHERIT THE EARTH.


I WISH THERE WAS A BRIDGE FROM KEY WEST TO CUBA

granted,
you may now drive from key west to cuba. However, cubans still don't like americans and decide to kill anyone who uses this bridge. Also, the black market in cuba can't secretly ship cubans to america anymore because there's now a bridge to get there. So they come after you as well.

I wish NYC was more rural.

granted there is now A BRIDGE FROM KEY WEST TO CUBA but then
the cuba ppl got mad and came over and war and then u got shot by x auto bot lol and i killed x us ky ppl like shooting 243 off thay shoot good
i wish 4 a good day

Mandalorian HorridWing wrote:

granted,
you may now drive from key west to cuba. However, cubans still don't like americans and decide to kill anyone who uses this bridge. Also, the black market in cuba can't secretly ship cubans to america anymore because there's now a bridge to get there. So they come after you as well.

I wish NYC was more rural.

DAM, KILLED BY MY OWN PEOPLE

WISH GRANTED BUT BCUZ OF UR WISH 1000'S OF NEW YORKERS R LEFT HOMELESS.. THE REMAINING FOOD SUPPLY TO DEVOURED QUICKLY AND THE HOMELESS TURN TO CANNABALISM AND YOU END UP BEING EATEN BY A PUERTO RICAN WITH A LAZY EYE


I WISH WATER FOUNTAINS HAD PEPSI IN THEM

granted,

but then the sea turned into pepsi and all the fish died and all the fishermen beat u up

i wish for a the power to give people rashes

Granted,

however your power to give rashes seems to be effective only on Lou Ferrigno ... who decides to give you a guillotine chokehold until you take the itches away.

I wish for an eternally crispy, freshly cooked and unlimited supply of...

French fries, that doesn't increase my cholesterol levels.

granted,

however because u forgot 2 specify completely, the french fries were poisonous and damaged your facial features.

I wish that the mcdonald brothers were never born and never made mcdonalds.

GRANTED
BUT YOUR NEW AND IMPROVED FRIES HITS THE MEDICAL PROVIDERS HARD DUE TO LESS PEOPLE GETTING HEART PROBLEM. THEY DECIDE TO RETALIATE BY INJECTING A SUPER CHOLESTEROL STRAND INTO BURGERS INSTEAD.... THIS DOUBLES HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE INSTANTLY AND PEOPLE BEGIN TO EXPLODE IN MCDONALD'S PARKING LOTS.


I WISH I COULD KEEP MY CAR FROM GETTING EVEN DIRTIER AFTER IT RAINS

Mandalorian HorridWing wrote:

granted,

I wish that the mcdonald brothers were never born and never made mcdonalds.

Granted, Col. Sanders chanced upon the hamburger recipe that the world loved so much, and it doubled the size of his food franchise. Hence, the creation of KFCBFNS --- Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burgers, Fries, Nachos and Salami.

MADCRUSH wrote:

I WISH I COULD KEEP MY CAR FROM GETTING EVEN DIRTIER AFTER IT RAINS

Granted too,

Your car mysteriously becomes non-functional even on the slightest hint of rain, until three days after the last drop of water hits the ground.

I wish Evander Holyfield was Vietnamese and had a mohawk.

WISH GRANTED BUT I DONT SEE ANYWAY TO MESS HIM UP MORE THAN THAT... AND NEITHER DOES HE. HE GOES AND FINDS U AND U SPEND THE REST OF YOUR DAYS CHAINED DANGLING FROM THE CEILING IN HIS BASEMENT AS HIS PUNCHING BAG..


I WISH I HAD A CAR LIKE THE ONES ON THE JETSONS

Granted,

but since it's 2-dimensional, you have a hard time figuring out how to ride it.

I wish Sharky the Sharkdog was smarter.

GRANTED
BUT HE'S STILL NOT SMARTER THAN HUMANS AND HE IS CAPTURED THEN TAKEN TO SEA WORLD WHERE HE DOES TRICKS FOR TOURISTS AND EATS KIBBLE N FISH ALL DAY. INEVITABLY HE ATTACKS A TOURIST AND IS PUT TO SLEEP.


I WISH I COULD TURN LEAD INTO GOLD

lol i just notcied that the hulk with chains in your sig looks constapated!!!

Granted,

You can turn lead into gold...


but only if you concentrate hard on it and hum Jingle Bells continuously, uninterrupted for 26 hours straight--- that's on a per square inch basis.

Otherwise the lead turns to a chunk of mustard flakes.

I wish Piranhas had molars instead of razor teeth.

he cant concentrate hes constapated!!!!

hahha
funny story from in the game yesterday bout the pirhanas

ne ways

granted
but...the food chain soon gets really screwed up because the piranas cant eat all of the big lions and tigers and bears which causes too many of the big animals which then eats all of the little deer and stuff and then no more deer and then too much grass and yea...u totally and compeletely ruined the world....i hope ur happy....

i wish i antartica was hot instead of freezing cold

granted, but it melts all of the ice and antarctica's land size is half of what it was, then caused a global flood

i wish osama bin laden would die already

WISH GRANTED BUT HIS PLACE IMMEDIATELY FILLED BY ANOTHER PSYCHO FANATIC AZZHOLE THAT IS ANGERED BY UR WISH AND HE FLIES A HELICOPTER INTO UR LIVING ROOM


I WISH STARBUCKS WAS CHEAPER

granted but then the kfc took all cofe and mixed with coke lol


i wish i hade the bigest army eve and was not fake and was a decetipcon army

Granted.

In dropping their prices, Starbuck's gets into an all-out price war with Dunkin' Donuts and thankfully loses (long-live Dn'D) making ME very happy, but YOU (sorry Bro) very upset. You kill Rachel Ray which causes the food channel to go out of business sending anything and everything cooking related to the lifetime network. so on and so forth....eventually all cooking ends up on sci-fi channel which enrages trekkies and other geeks (TF fans excluded) to the point that they blow everything up with home-made pipebombs.

I wish I get a coffee (non-poisonous, completely safe, all fresh ingredients) from Dunkin Donuts (regular - 2 sugars and milk) before the above mentioned chaos happens.

duck con wrote:

granted but then the kfc took all cofe and mixed with coke lol


i wish i hade the bigest army eve and was not fake and was a decetipcon army

Mine was better lol.