The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

i wish for a turkey sandwhich

Granted.


You are the recipient of the juciest, meatiest, most delicious turkey sandwich ever prepared by in existence.

Star Adder, however, who did not make his own wish, decided to snatch it from you while he's driving his pink mustang (which he got from a previous ill wish), and ate it.

I wish for a nice, sumptuous plate of freshly cooked bacon and eggs.

i wish we all lived in a place where there is no wars or fighting or dieing

Granted,

You are now held in permanent cryogenic stasis, where you will never age, feel pain or hunger, be involved in war and be depressed, much less die.

I'd wish for a nice non-poisoned iced lemonade to go with my bacon and egg wish.

no jk no fighting or wars or any thang

allcon wrote:

no jk no fighting or wars or any thing

aw thats....boring

i wish the ninja dissapeared! and i dont want him to steal this wish

Granted,

But he was replaced by Michael Dudikoff, the American Ninja so it's practically the same.

I'd like some neatly toasted bread for my previous two wishes (which were unchallenged... HA!!!)

i wish for a foolproof wish

x autobot wrote:

allcon wrote:

no jk no fighting or wars or any thing

aw thats....boring

no it no my cuzz died in that war

x autobot wrote:

i wish for a foolproof wish

Granted, you've thought up of a fool proof wish that would end this battle.

However, the genie didn't give you the capacity to relay it, rendering the knowledge useless.

I wish to have my bacon and eggs meal (from my previous unchallenged wishes.... HAHAHA) in a posh hotel in Paris.

o well

i wish for the walls in ducks avy to close in on him

Granted.

The walls on his avy closed in on him, but his beak got stuck, enabling him to talk.

You now officially have an animated duck beak over a black background---- until it decides to call Donald Duck on his sig, and sawed a hole out of the trap, creating a hole uncannily similar to the one that was there before it was closed by your wish.

I wish the Simpsons weren't yellow.

granted,but you got matt mad and he beat you up with a baseball bat

im taking x autos wish, i wish chuck norris would give tony blair a round house kick to the face

just for kicks, lol

hey u hate me x ?? jk idk if u do but y o and i wish df stayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

wow thats a good sig........nice tean

STAR ADDER PRIME V2 wrote:

im taking x autos wish, i wish chuck norris would give tony blair a round house kick to the face

just for kicks, lol

Granted,

but that one kick blows off half of London, killing thousands, due to sheer AWESOMENESS

I wish Mr. T was Swedish

i dont think that was a wish from X.

Anyway, granted. Mr.T is now swedish, but no1 likes the way he speaks any longer and he goes bankrupt. Therefore...he comes after you!!

I wish I was a true Mandalorian!

Granted,

You are now a Mandalorian!!!

But since there are no real Mandalorians except in Popular Culture,

You spend the rest of your life in outerspace, walking around a planet millions of light years away from Earth...

doing bounty hunter work for against Saiyans in exchange for alien food and ammo...
(that doesn't sound so bad)

...in the pages of a comic book

I wish light sabers were real.

The Darkfather wrote:

I wish light sabers were real.

Granted!
However they cost millions of dollars and only the crazy rich can afford them. Also, you must have jedi abilities to wield them, so these crazy rich threaten the worl with their lightsabers and then eventually kill themselves along with countless others.

I wish I had a nice bowl of unpoisoned lucky charms and unpoisoned milk.

Granted,

But the unpoisoned lucky charms eventually wound up inside the bowl of unpoisoned milk, which was unfortunately, a little radioactive.

Just a little bit.

I wish for a plate of fresh, non-poisoned, non-radioactive croissants.

Granted.

But along with the croissants comes a sudden loss of the ability to open your mouth. All you can do is salivate over the warm, delicious looking croissants, with nice flaky crusts. By the time you can open your mouth again, the croissants are stale, dry, and over-ridden by ants.

I wish I could take the summer off from work (with pay).