The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

THERE'S TOO MANY WISHES IN HERE... OK... THERE ARE CARNIVOROUS GIRAFFES WITH BAT WINGS AND RAZOR SHARP TEETH AND, THEY EAT "DUCKCON" THUS GRANTING HIS WISH OF NEVER HAVING TO WISH AGAIN. GANGS IS NOW A NINJA AND SHE GOES AROUND THE WORLD KILLING ALL THE GIRAFFES IN ORDER TO AVENGE HER FALLEN NINJA COMRADE.


I WISH MY CAR WAS A FERRARI

Granted,

but it was stolen by the surviving ninjas led by Michael Dudikoff.

I wish for flying ostriches.

GRANTED!

THE OSTRICHES QUICKLY GET ORGANIZED AND FORM AN UNSTOPABLE ARMY THAT TAKES OVER COUNTRIES AND MAKES THE PPL SLEEP WITH THEIR HEADS IN THE SAND

I WISH TOM GREEN WOULD REALIZE THAT HE'S NOT FUNNY

Granted,

however he kills himself in depression and his ghost started to haunt you in the showers

I wish afros were square

lmao!!!!!!!!

ok wish granted....afro's are now square..but in order to have a square afro....the person's head turns square and you soon become like spongebob, turning yellow, getting a squeaky high pitched laugh nd voice...and u live in a pineapple under the sea !!!

i wish i wasnt a dumb blonde at heart...

and i wish alll you guys could only say granted to my wishes

gangsterlygirl wrote:

lmao!!!!!!!!

ok wish granted....afro's are now square..but in order to have a square afro....the person's head turns square and you soon become like spongebob, turning yellow, getting a squeaky high pitched laugh nd voice...and u live in a pineapple under the sea !!!

i wish i wasnt a dumb blonde at heart...

Granted,

you are now a brunette... everything's still the same though .

Blinder wrote:

and i wish alll you guys could only say granted to my wishes

Gran---
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You were tomahawked by an Native American Indian Ninja, so not granted.

I wish starfishes really wore beach shorts like Patrick.

but wait....im not an actual blonde...my friends just say that i was suposed to be a blonde....

Blinder wrote:

and i wish alll you guys could only say granted to my wishes

granted but u never make a wish so make one and i will granted it

gangsterlygirl wrote:

but wait....im not an actual blonde...my friends just say that i was suposed to be a blonde....

Well it's still brunette. It's just that it's a 4x5 haircut

dam i wish a hydrygen bom would be dropped but dam
it all ready happend....in the after math every body is now un dead
walking the earth but turned robotic due to the uranium that was left
from the cold war and iraninas ass. that allowed us all become transformers
but then turned star wars and marvels and dragons o my.....
the flight of the flying v darkens the sky and the 4 horsemen will never die
to you there is only one thing to do.....is get down a kneel for mercy!


this isnt a wish.......this is a fact! so take heed. and re read!

i wish that i had pyrokaneses (control of fire)

I think you mean pyrokinesis.

Granted though,

but you incidentally set your house on fire while trying some tricks.

I wish ventriloquists didn't ventriloquize in the name of ventriloquism.

granted,

huh??? Ventriloquist stop ventriloqizing (not a word) and throw all their dummy's out. However, Ventriloquist were fake and all those dummy's were alive and !@#, so they liked the hand up their shirts and butts....now they seek new hands....yours

i wish for a big unpoisoned, undealt with oatmeal raisin cookie.

Granted,

it materializes on a wet, moldy patch of mud right at your feet.

I wish Two-Face flipped burger patties instead of coins.

granted,

however...he doesn't know which is his good side or his bad side, and just continues to wreak havoc on whichever side it lands on.

i wish Joker couldn't laugh.

Granted,

but The Joker now does crappy sarcastic jokes that even his henchmen don't find funny.

So they ransacked your house instead.

I wish Gambit was German.

granted,

but now women dont find him as irressistable and he goes into a slump. He finds out about this wish and blows your home up.....and mine for granting it.
DAM YOU!!!

i wish wonderwoman was wonderman

granted but

that would b wrong and everything would break down cause there would b no hot girl in the show??? i guess

i wish my house would come back!!!!!!!!!!!!

wth do u mean there'd be no hot girl!? u got hawk girl.

granted,

however, your house was not built well so as soon as u fully moved back in the house....it fell down.

-gags at the thought of hawk-
dude thats nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha.....since no one wished for something else im gonna wish

umm....

i wish i could control time!

GRANTED BUT

U GREW OLD TO FAST AND DIED THE NEXT DAY!!

I WISH I HAD MY HOUSE BACK AND NOTHIN BAD WILL HAPPEN TO IT

Granted,

but your community experienced a flood of biblical proportions that drowned thousands... and they all ended up in your lawn.

I wish sharks had molars instead of fangs and that they were all vegan.

i wish that the 4 horseman and wolf pac owned the game