The Wish Battle --- care to fight?

O.O

i wish i had my black motorcycle back.
T.T

Granted.

You get your black motorcycle back but unfortunately Jessica Alba has a Dark Angel flashback and kicks your ass and takes it from you thinking it's hers. You get so pissed off (there's a surprise) that you shoot her in her ass (oh no! not Alba's ass!!! ), she then falls off the bike and it ends up in the Gulf of Mexico.....never to be seen again.

I wish (now that I can't get my mind off of Alba's ass) that Dark Angel never got canceled.

granted....but now that jessica alba's ass is ruined by the bullet wound, none of the male viewers want to watch the show anymore....therefore....it gets canceled once more.

I wish Pokemon were real!! And i could catch them all!!! lol

Granted (waaa do u know what you are wishing for? ).............so many Pokemons....religious warefare breaks out due to the belief that Pokemons are perceived as occultic and violent. In an attempt to capture them all you start the "Pokemon Evolution".......hence Pokemons now rule the earth!

I wish.......pigs could fly.....lol.....

Granted,

but the price of pork skyrocketed because these animals cannot be contained in pig pens anymore, causing a lot of problems for more than 85% of the pork-consuming masses.

I wish fishes had eyelids

wish granted
however because of this....the water no irritates their eyes, because they've become "humanized". Thus the dum fish try to survive on land so that they arent irritated.......thus they all die out. All fish are now extinct.

I wish I had my PS3 back. (goes 2 kill little brother)

granted,

you reclaim your PS3 after killing your own brother with a rolling pin.

The police however, learned of the deed after your neighbors called 911 and you were thus arrested for murder.

I wish I had three more wishes

The Darkfather wrote:

granted,

you reclaim your PS3 after killing your own brother with a rolling pin.

The police however, learned of the deed after your neighbors called 911 and you were thus arrested for murder.

I wish I had three more wishes

granted

however, this is a waste since you already have pletny of freakin wishes!!

I wish Darkdaddy couldnt wish anymore.

lol...Granted.....DarkDaddy cannot wish anymore......and since there is no-one to destroy our wishes all our wishes come true... !!! But then we all become spoilt brats and there is nothing left to wish for after a while...... ..... and then the wish game ends!


before it ends..........I wish to be Queen!

Granted (because Hellcat's granting created a wish paradox in the space-time continuum... whatever that is),

You are now Queen!!!!

But since thy majesty did not specify the domain in which thou shalt reign,

Thou shall be given complete lordship over the propagation of all rodent-like creatures ending in -erbils.

I wish for my very own legally acquired, brand new, fully operational... Howitzer cannon. In my garden.

And some live ammo.

o.o

I WISH SLUTS DIED IN HELL!!!!!

Granted,

But that means they lived long, adult activity prolific lives here on Earth long before they burned in the fiery furnaces of the blackest hell.

They were rewarded for their sins by promoting them to succubi and were subsequently sent back to earth to tempt men to ruin.

I wish for a truck of ammo for my new howitzer.

The Darkfather wrote:

Granted,

But that means they lived long, adult activity prolific lives here on Earth long before they burned in the fiery furnaces of the blackest hell.

They were rewarded for their sins by promoting them to succubi and were subsequently sent back to earth to tempt men to ruin.

I wish for a truck of ammo for my new howitzer.

i'd grant your wish.....but idk what that is. lol

The Darkfather wrote:

Granted,

But that means they lived long, adult activity prolific lives here on Earth long before they burned in the fiery furnaces of the blackest hell.

They were rewarded for their sins by promoting them to succubi and were subsequently sent back to earth to tempt men to ruin.

I wish for a truck of ammo for my new howitzer.

granted with a truck of ammo and you attracted the Government's attention as a suspected terrorist, they shot your truck, which lit the ammo and boom boom boom! we know how it ends lolz.

I wish there is no law so that i dun have to study

.........

theres a law for that?

Wish granted....(hmmm....against Mom's better judgement).......you become a social derelict of society, trolling the streets of Singapore. Since no more laws exist, chaos reigns and u are thrown into the abyss of anarchy and entropy...... (waaaa....my poor baby....!)


I wish for a wish that no-one can "screw up" (can't think of a word to replace "screw up")


Meow...

i wish that i was invincable

i wish everyone blew up so no one made any wishes AND......

i dont want galv to live coz hes invincable

i dont want the wish not to have effect coz your all dead

i dont want any evil car/wish eating ants

i dont want any tricks and by tricks i dont mean the wish

i dont want this not to work coz i didnt reply to galvs

i dont want any mutating motor bikes or hamburgers or whatever you mentioned

AND I DONT WANT TO BE EATIN BY THE EVIL WISH GRANTING PPL AFTER!!!!!!

just make all of you die!!!!!

granted, but the big bomb made to kill us had a wet fuse resulting in a misfire, so you gotta live wit us x

i wish i had the barricade mustang

HellCat wrote:

I wish for a wish that no-one can "screw up" (can't think of a word to replace "screw up")


Meow...

Granted, you thought of the wish but a wish ninja came and snuffed you out before you can wish it.

2GALVATRON wrote:

i wish that i was invincable

Granted, you are now invincible. The government however, decided to utilize your invincibility in various exercises, such as:
1. Military real live ammo firing exercises (where you are the artillery ammo and you crash into the target and do your thing),
2. Marine science, where you are covered in pork blood and dipped in South African seas, to observe the feeding behavior of Great White Sharks,
3. Deep space exploration, where you are put in a spacecraft like that dog Laika, making you the first invincible human in space. And probably the last, since your spacecraft met an unfortunate incident in the asteroid belt, leaving you floating helplessly in the vacuum of space.

x autobot wrote:

i wish everyone blew up so no one made any wishes AND......

i dont want galv to live coz hes invincable

i dont want the wish not to have effect coz your all dead

i dont want any evil car/wish eating ants

i dont want any tricks and by tricks i dont mean the wish

i dont want this not to work coz i didnt reply to galvs

i dont want any mutating motor bikes or hamburgers or whatever you mentioned

AND I DONT WANT TO BE EATIN BY THE EVIL WISH GRANTING PPL AFTER!!!!!!

just make all of you die!!!!!

Gran-------

-------You were ninja'd too!!!

so not granted

STAR ADDER PRIME V2 wrote:

i wish i had the barricade mustang

Granted,

but it's baby pink and has a sprawling picture of Hanna Montana on both side. No amount of customization seems to work on removing this decal.

I wish that sodas don't make you burp all the time.

granted but instead of aking you burp, it makes you fart

STAR ADDER PRIME V2 wrote:

granted but instead of aking you burp, it makes you fart

he didnt make a wsih....I'll use his. lol

i wish i was the greatest basketball player in the entire universe.

Granted,

but the Zentraedi find out about your prowess and cloned your genetic set-up, making an army of super basketball players equal to your skill.

The Ewoks and the Rulons caught on to the trend and it sparked an intergalactic trend that lasted for thousands of light years.

Thus, making everything level again.

I wish I was the greatest soccer player in the universe.

Granted....but unlike basketball, the Zentraedi, Ewoks and Rulons were not intersted in making armys of super soccer players.

Alex Ferguson recruited you for Manchester United, causing Ronaldo to be so jealous of your ability that he kidnapped you and tortured you until the end of time........!


I wish I was a songbird like Lea Salonga.

Meow, meow, meooooowwwwwww........

granted, but something got mixed up so you are now part bird and part cat, making you look a little odd, thus scientists take you and run tests on you